So you locked your axe into your Postal Monkey case and now you can't get it out because you lost that funky guitar-shaped key. What to do?

You could get a chainsaw and carefully cut your guitar out. But then again, you could just buy a replacement key from Audio-Depot. Audio-Depot are the only ones that seem to be selling the replacement keys for these cases, and the price is $5 including shipping.  $5?!?! It can't cost more than a buck to ship the key by first class mail, so you gotta figure that means it is $4 for the cost of a flat metal cut-out?! Well, and Audio-Depot's fixed costs things like creating a listing on the website, keeping track of the keys and warehousing them and processing the order and paying 50 cents to the merchant services company for processing the payment and all that little stuff that goes into processing an order not to mention overhead for the cost of maintaining the website and phones and office and warehouse and utilities and all of that. I guess in the end Audio-Depot does not really make a dime off that $5 key; it's more of a customer service thing for the customers. But still, $5 FOR A LITTLE TINY KEY? Right. Get the chain saw.